Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The Hell Quiz

Planning on a heavenly afterlife??
I wouldn't count on it if I were you. But if you simply must know what sort of fate awaits you in the hereafter, just take this simple little quiz..

SLOTH
I like to:
a. Put off till tomorrow what I can do today.
b. Take an occasional nap on the job.
c. Hibernate in the winter.

GREED
I have:
a. Left restaurants without tipping.
b. Left restaurants without paying the check.
c. Made a killing in cartoon merchandise.

LUST
I am sexually aroused by:
a. Attractive members of the opposite sex.
b. Attractive members of the same sex.
c. Drainpipes.

GLUTTONY
I eat:
a. Between meal snack.
b. Between between meal snacks.
c. Therefore I am.

Envy
I am jealous of people with:
a. Good looks.
b. Hair.
c. Toupees.

ANGER
I sometimes:
a. Get "mad"
b. Get really "mad".
c. Get my shotgun.

PRIDE
I am:
a. God's gift to the opposite sex.
b. God's gift to the world.
c. God.

How to score:
10 points for a
20 points for b
50 points for c


To be fair, I am revealing my answers too. Just to clarify a few things.

Sloth:Long sleeps give me headaches. Need bed when I sleep. So my answer is A!

Greed: Not selling cartoon merchandise. Did both A & B. HhahAH.

Lust: Whoa. Have to be.... DRAINPIPES!!! *JUST PLAYING ALONG K!!*

Gluttony: Oh boy. I like C.

Envy: Hair. Chest hair. Mwahaha. Especially Venezuelan hunks

Anger: Yup. C.

Pride: DOnt have tht much confidence. Have to choose C.

If your total is:
0-70.... you are more likely going to Hell
80-150 ... yor are definitely on the road to Hell
160-350 ... Hell ... is your destiny.

Now, to add up my points, *Crossed fingers of both hands!* >>

3 c's = 150 (dead .. ''-_-)
2 a's = 20

2 b's = 40

Total: 210. AIhs.

As consolation, guess i'll see most of you there X)

Btw, you can choose not to answer any of the above.

Disclaimer note: Quiz above is from " Bartholomew Simpson's GUIDE TO LIFE" book. The quiz is specially design for people like his dad, The Almighty Homer. Just to let you know that I'm not that SICK & smart to write out such quiz.


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