SLOTH
I like to:
a. Put off till tomorrow what I can do today.
b. Take an occasional nap on the job.
c. Hibernate in the winter.
GREED
I have:
a. Left restaurants without tipping.
b. Left restaurants without paying the check.
c. Made a killing in cartoon merchandise.
LUST
I am sexually aroused by:
a. Attractive members of the opposite sex.
b. Attractive members of the same sex.
c. Drainpipes.
GLUTTONY
I eat:
a. Between meal snack.
b. Between between meal snacks.
c. Therefore I am.
Envy
I am jealous of people with:
a. Good looks.
b. Hair.
c. Toupees.
ANGER
I sometimes:
a. Get "mad"
b. Get really "mad".
c. Get my shotgun.
PRIDE
I am:
a. God's gift to the opposite sex.
b. God's gift to the world.
c. God.
How to score:
10 points for a
20 points for b
50 points for c
To be fair, I am revealing my answers too. Just to clarify a few things.
Sloth:Long sleeps give me headaches. Need bed when I sleep. So my answer is A!
Greed: Not selling cartoon merchandise. Did both A & B. HhahAH.
Lust: Whoa. Have to be.... DRAINPIPES!!! *JUST PLAYING ALONG K!!*
Gluttony: Oh boy. I like C.
Envy: Hair. Chest hair. Mwahaha. Especially Venezuelan hunks
Anger: Yup. C.
Pride: DOnt have tht much confidence. Have to choose C.
If your total is:
0-70.... you are more likely going to Hell
80-150 ... yor are definitely on the road to Hell
160-350 ... Hell ... is your destiny.
Now, to add up my points, *Crossed fingers of both hands!*
3 c's = 150 (dead .. ''-_-)
2 a's = 20
2 b's = 40
Total: 210. AIhs.
As consolation, guess i'll see most of you there X)
Btw, you can choose not to answer any of the above.
Disclaimer note: Quiz above is from " Bartholomew Simpson's GUIDE TO LIFE" book. The quiz is specially design for people like his dad, The Almighty Homer. Just to let you know that I'm not that SICK & smart to write out such quiz.
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